One night in 2002, an obscene Glaswegian philosopher strolled into the ritziest hotel in London and stripped naked in front of a hundred shocked guests. An hour later an extremely odd jacuzzi was delivered to the hotel and set up in the foyer for his personal use. The jacuzzi was accompanied by one hundred and forty four mysterious men dressed entirely in black.

A week later a stunning public school virgin fell madly in love with the disgusting Glaswegian. At the same time several miles away, six Knights Templar met in a strip club in soho to plot the assassination of the Devil. Outside the club, the Archbishop of Canterbury was loudly proclaiming the end of the world.

In 2002 people have only one chance and one chance only.

The world is choking to death on its own lunacy. The absurd has become normal, the unthinkable common place. Medieval knights rub shoulders with ancient Greek philosophers while sex - starved science students plunge gleefully into the midst of a murderous Theatre of Madness. Just one man knows that the legendary labyrinth has only one exit....

Michael Haughney.